Last night before falling asleep I realized I had forgotten to put in my mouth guard that keeps me from grinding my teeth and the words my brain said were “NIGHTGRINDER” and then I lay awake worrying about what a NIGHTGRINDER could be. Sleep please

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"


A few years ago a pizza delivery boy texted me hours after leaving my front door to ask me out. I was so creeped out, I contemplated telling his supervisor but the fear of retaliation by someone who knew where I lived outweighed my anger and desire for him to know this was wrong of him to do, so I just ignored the text and didn’t order from that place for a long time (despite it being the only vegan pizza place that delivers around me). I still have him saved in my phone as Pizza Creep just in case. He was just a teenager it appeared but I wasn’t about to take any chances. Clearly he didn’t know how boundaries worked.

lifeprowlr:

"Romance"

A few years ago a pizza delivery boy texted me hours after leaving my front door to ask me out. I was so creeped out, I contemplated telling his supervisor but the fear of retaliation by someone who knew where I lived outweighed my anger and desire for him to know this was wrong of him to do, so I just ignored the text and didn’t order from that place for a long time (despite it being the only vegan pizza place that delivers around me). I still have him saved in my phone as Pizza Creep just in case. He was just a teenager it appeared but I wasn’t about to take any chances. Clearly he didn’t know how boundaries worked.

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

geekpinata:

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

I have probably reblogged this before and probably have it in the queue but I will forever reblog because it’s important.

(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes)

“There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.”

(Source: hbshizzle, via juliasegal)

There is no explanation for this photo in this Bed Bath & Beyond catalog. It is well after graduation season. The rest of the catalog has nothing to do with graduation.

There is no explanation for this photo in this Bed Bath & Beyond catalog. It is well after graduation season. The rest of the catalog has nothing to do with graduation.

soaps:

I just…love Princess Bubblegum a lot, okay

soaps:

I just…love Princess Bubblegum a lot, okay

(via heckyeah-adventuretime)

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

The oceans within me cannot be contained

(via geekpinata)

TRYING TO GO OUT AFTER A LONG WEEK OF RESEARCH


whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: illix

I hope you know what it means when I say this is my favorite .gif ever